Musicians work hard, but they enjoy a great laugh as much as anyone. Below are some player-friendy jokes sure to bring a smile or two.
A young child says to his mother, “Mom, when I grow up I’d like to be a musician.” She replies, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”
Q: How do you make musicians complain?
A: Pay them.
Q: What’s the difference between a banjo and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?
Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Q: What is another term for trombone?
A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator.
Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic
Q: How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 13 – one to do it, and twelve to stand around and say, “Phhhwt! I can do that!”
Tuba Player: “Did you hear my last recital?”
Friend: “I hope so.”
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